Kurisitaru-San

1) What is your full name? Crystal Marie not-telling-you aka "SJ" 2) What is one thing you're good at? My exaggeration skills are rather fantastic. 3) Whats one thing people complement you on? My sense of humor.. o.O (I don't think I'm that funny...) 4) List five things about yourself you like: 1. My ability to write in a sarcastic manner. 2. The fact that I do not, and never will, smoke. 3. The limitless amounts of useless information I have at my disposal. 4. My ability to listen and look at things from all angles before passing the ban-hammer of judgment. 5. The fact that I'm NOT a complete idiot/waste of space. In other words,

It is possible, I may have a thing for purple. I was going threw my pictures, and a vast many have purple backgrounds or some such. o.O I use to think green was the best color...>.>

THE TWIST It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop and a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he ask Carrie's father to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw